Life Lessons

yes, dear readers. i do realize i already posted today. But i have been laying in a bed for five days and i have thought oh so very hard on many topics. Here is the first.


Life Lessons Learned in the Princess Diaries Novel Series:

• The bloomin' onion is made at Outback Steakhouse, not Applebees, contrary to popular opinion.
• Grandparents should NEVER wear sweatpants with writing on the butt, such as "juicy" or "hot stuff."
• In order to achieve self-actualization, one must first discover their calling in life.
• Just because you hate your best friend, it does not give you the write to make a website that calls out all of their fashion snafus, such as black mary janes with white tights, and black leggings with school shoes.
• If you become famous, as impossible as this is to believe, the only reason hot popular boys are going to want you is because they want to be famous also (unless they are hot nerdy boys who happen to have invented a bionic arm used in heart surgery)
• Never, NEVER do a sexy dance while drunk at your own birthday party. But if you must, please, for the love of all that is holy, do it with your actual boyfriend.
• Warn your mother against dating your algebra teacher; however, if she goes for him anyway, please make sure he has a drum set before anything gets too serious.

and lastly, but definitely not least, here is the most important of all:

• sometimes you just need to shut up and let yourself be kissed.