coolers, chipmunks, and california baptist.

Oh, the stories you collect at college.


Last night, me and my new roommate Alexx were getting ready to go to sleep around 2:30 am. I had brought my water jug to put next to bed, so that if i got thirsty in the middle of the night i wouldn't have to waste bottled water. We were laying there in the dark talking about school and boys, and all of a sudden we heard this really weird noise that sounded like a chipmunk!! we panicked and called my brother, who told us to look under all the furniture for the animal. We pounced on the mattress to try to scare the animal to come out so that we could catch it, and my waterbottle dropped on the floor. We didn't hear the noise after that, we decided to go back to bed. Ten minutes later, we heard it even louder. I screamed and jumped into Alexx's arms. As we were standing there holding each other, i looked at my waterbottle and noticed that it was bubbling. We realized that my waterbottle just had high pressure and was letting off a noise like an animal...


so anticlimactic. HAHA.

If the guy you are with...

Tips for ladies:

If the guy you are with is walking slightly behind you, keep wearing those jeans!! He loves them!!!

If the guy you are with is walking slightly in front of you and texting, he is texting someone he doesnt want you to see. Check it out later.

If the guy you are with is walking next to you, doublecheck: is he walking on the side closest to the street? or is he on the opposite side. Because if he is nearest the street, he cares about protecting you.

If the guy you are with lets you drive everywhere, he is poor and has no money for gas.

If the guy you are with has interesting tan lines on his fingers, check to be sure of his relationship status.

If the guy you are with wears a lot of hats, suggest he take more showers.

My Song of the Week.

Winner.

Darker Than Me
by Trinity Cuff.


If I could teach you to tan,
And help you win the bet,
I would always see you up under the sun.
But you hide in your house,
Cuz your white as a mouse.
Ps. you wont win,
You think you're darker than me.

You got spray tan,
Just to lie to my face and
You spray it around like,
You're darker than me.
And you never say spray,
Or tan in the day.
Its probably cuz, you think you're darker than me.

You got your sunscreen,
sand in your feet,
And you rub it around,
Like you hate it.
But you dont see,
The way that you look,
When your skin
Looks
Like
Some
Milk.

See I got you,
All figured out,
You think everyone tans just to look good.
Boy, You're so vain,
You probably think this song is about you.
Dont you?Dont you?

If I could teach you to tan,
And help you win the bet,
I would always see you up under the sun.
But you hide in your house,
Cuz your white as a mouse.
Ps. you wont win,
You think you're darker than me.

You got spray tan,
Just to lie to my face and
You spray it around like,
You're darker than me.
And you never say spray,
Or tan in the day.
Its probably cuz, you think you're darker than me.

You got your tanning bed,
All figured out,
And you think you're brown when you get out.
But you dont know,
The way that you look.
When your skin looks
Like
A
Koi.

And dont you dare pretend like you know,
Know whats up,
Cuz your skin is white.
Im approaching brown.
Like I cant give you props in the summer
Or tips in the winter
Miami in december
Tryin to look dark in them shorts.
He probably is,
Was acting white until
He find out how dark that my shoulders is.
Mr. pre-madonna,
This is your reminder,
That I think you're dark.
But I'm darker.

If I could teach you to tan,
And help you win the bet,
I would always see you up under the sun.
But you hide in your house,
Cuz your white as a mouse.
Ps. you wont win,
You think you're darker than me.

You got spray tan,
Just to lie to my face and
You spray it around like,
You're darker than me.
And you never say spray,
Or tan in the day.
Its probably cuz, you think you're darker than me.

pretty.

Do you want to know what bothers me?
People who say that models are too skinny and too airbrushed. Do you know why?
They may be fake people, they may not even be real people. But do you know what they are? They are skinny people. And in this life, skinny = pretty. So don't try to tell me that those women aren't pretty. They are beautiful and we all know it.

Now thats not to say that other people arent pretty either. They may be stunning in their own way. But the keyword there is "in their own way."

they still aren't socially pretty.

and you know what?

If they don't get with the program and work to look like everyone else, they're never gonna be pretty enough.

Pretty enough for what, you may ask?

Pretty enough for you to realize they are pretty.