If the guy you are with...

Tips for ladies:

If the guy you are with is walking slightly behind you, keep wearing those jeans!! He loves them!!!

If the guy you are with is walking slightly in front of you and texting, he is texting someone he doesnt want you to see. Check it out later.

If the guy you are with is walking next to you, doublecheck: is he walking on the side closest to the street? or is he on the opposite side. Because if he is nearest the street, he cares about protecting you.

If the guy you are with lets you drive everywhere, he is poor and has no money for gas.

If the guy you are with has interesting tan lines on his fingers, check to be sure of his relationship status.

If the guy you are with wears a lot of hats, suggest he take more showers.